ENGLISH TRANSLATION:
Preface:
ROMEO & JULIAN simply can not “verbally” verbally over each other, they are like dogs and cats, they have to constantly “squat”, rub against each other, but try their best to remain “best” friends – even if they do that should be pretty hard sometimes …
Romeo: “Hey, what’s up? Did you make it on the phone damn urgent … ”
Julian: “Oh my, are your loden naturally so greasy or have you smeared a handful of pomade?”
Romeo: “What do you mean? Uh, no …, that’s probably the rest shower gel! Was still in the shower when you called. ”
Julian: “Would you have been able to dry yourself off right before, you doused poodle. There, look, I’m still missing the whole parquet floor! And who has to mop up the mess afterwards? Of course, the good old Julian! Is it true? ”
Romeo: “Hey, dude, stop talking like that! What’s so urgent, why should I get here with you as soon as possible? ”
Julian: “Oh, right, there was something else …! Have a huge problem where only you can help me, you leaky faucet! ”
Romeo: “Yes? And? I’m listening, dude! ”
Julian: “Hey …, nothing there! Do not you dare to pick yourself up here somewhere, or else my upholstered furniture will go nuts! After all, those ass warmers cost me a ton of money. ”
Romeo: “Why you, dude? The other day, you bragged to me that you had made the money out of your ribs for your parents! ”
Julian: “No, no, you must have misunderstood me, you walking stalactite cave!”
Romeo: “Hey dude, sometimes I’m not the fastest in my head, but that’s why I’m not stupid or senile, capito?”
Julian: “Are you quite sure? I recently read that it starts with most of them. At first, they all just sweat little things … ”
Romeo: “Thought you had a serious problem that you need to talk to me about …”
Julian: “Uh … yes, right! Good that you keep reminding me! ”
Romeo: “Hey dude, why do you have friends! Do not be so exciting, otherwise I’ll burst the collar! ”
Julian: “Uhhh … I’m getting really scared! What are we so damn beastly, your highborn? Did you get up early with the wrong foot first? ”
Romeo: “Tell me, what’s up, otherwise …”
Julian: “Anything else, you bang pea?”
Romeo: “… otherwise I will make the fly!”
Julian: “I’m a beautiful best friend, honestly!”
Romeo: “Are you kidding me, dude?”
Julian: “Oh man, villain, the penny has finally fallen to you! Of course, what else? Had something good for me, you bad umbrella! ”
Romeo: “Ha ha, dude! Have you ever been funnier … ”
Julian: “One more thing, before you make the bend … Are you really sure that you turned off the shower in your shack before you raced here?”
Romeo: “Oh, sir! If you ask me so directly … ”
Julian: “Yes, yes, that’s how it started with my grandfather.”
Romeo: “I’m not really forgetful, just sometimes a bit absent-minded.”
Julian: “Yes of course, my best! My grandpa…”
Romeo: “That’s enough! If you remembered what you originally wanted to discuss with me, you can always contact me over the phone! ”
Julian: “Problem? I always hear problem …? What problem, for the hell of it? ”
Romeo: “You see, dude, that’s how it always starts! Those were your words! You should urgently get examined. Think of your grandfather! After all, genetically biased! Bye …! ”
Julian: “Yeah, yeah, all right, got it, you … me too!”
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